bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

modern Hogwarts headcanon

muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”

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queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

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derinthemadscientist:

kowabungadoodles:

queermarauders:

Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.

SO MANY MUGGLE NOVELS CONTAINING NO MAGICAL ABILITIES WHATSOEVER AND THE WIZARDS READING THEM AND GETTING THEIR MINDS BLOWN

Down the back corner of the far shelf sits a modern reprint of Newton’s Principia Mathematica. The prefects take it from the curious first years’ hands, chuckling. “You’re not ready for that one yet,” they say. “In another life, you might be, but in this castle, it’s going to be triply hard to understand. Let me recommend you some background reading first.”

Pride of place is Tolkein’s The Lord of the Rings, and it’s somewhat of an initiation ritual for purebloods to read it. The older students take bets on how long it will take each student to realise it’s not a history book.

The Shakespeare collection is quite large, and there’s an unofficial rule against enchanted translations of it. This came about when one frustrated reading group poring over Romeo and Juliet enchanted the book to read a modern, context-aware translation aloud, and filled the Common Room with vulgar swearing and dick jokes until somebody managed to shut it off. People still remark that the puns were pretty damn clever.

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arcanewinter:

huntersonahotelbed:

oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

"Word has made 436 replacements."

"That sounds right."

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420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line
420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line
420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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Honestly though, I don’t know that Mr. Weasley not knowing what a rubber duck does, is a sign that no one knows -anything- about the muggle world. They are two different cultures, and lemme tell you, if you showed up and showed me a children’s toy idk, Ireland or Japan- depending on what it was- I might stare at and be confused.

Especially if you didn’t tell it was something for children. Imagine being given a children’s toy and being told to discover what it’s function is- and assuming that it’s an adult thing.

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the-queer-is-here:

If milkshakes bring boys to the yard, what brings girls? Smoothies? What brings non-binary cuties? Frappucinos? I need to know.

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o2hu:

Rediscovered my urban outfitter crop top. I love having all black looks that work with the hot ass summer. 
o2hu:

Rediscovered my urban outfitter crop top. I love having all black looks that work with the hot ass summer. 
o2hu:

Rediscovered my urban outfitter crop top. I love having all black looks that work with the hot ass summer. 

o2hu:

Rediscovered my urban outfitter crop top. I love having all black looks that work with the hot ass summer. 

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overlypolitebisexual:

here’s a tip: unless your LGBTQIA+ friend specifically tells you you can tell other people about them being LGBTQIA+ keep your fucking mouth shut

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